Goat Cheese

There is some goat cheese in my fridge that is behaving badly. It keeps whining to be included in my meals. It has no shame in flashing its seductive, creamy body. It will mingle with mushrooms, salad, or omelets in an undiscriminating fashion. I've had enough of its attitude. The faster I get rid of it, the happier we will all be.

Try this: Spread some goat cheese on a cracker. Add a drop of honey. Devour and repeat.